E's the Grim Reefer & E's not the Messiah...

- Well, I'll be damned if it isn't my old pal the 'Grim Reefer'... Well, maybe not the best choice of words but you know what I mean.

- SO HOW ARE YOU THEN, STILL PEDDLING THAT BOOK I SEE!

- Well, you know me, hard to beat a best seller really, wouldn't you agree?

- NO. NOT QUITE... A BOOK ABOUT THREE WISE MEN, A VIRGIN BIRTH AND A LOAD OF MIRACLES... ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'D SOONER READ PETER PAN THANKS.

IF I WANT TO FIND A GOD, I'LL CHOOSE TINKERBELL...

- A bit harsh, after all you should know a little more about it than me, surely...?

- I DO. NEVERLAND, CAPTAIN HOOK, WHAT A BOOK... SOUNDS IDEAL!

- NO, I mean the Holy Book. You should know more about that than anyone.

- HMMMM.... ME BEING A DEVOUT CHRISTIAN I SUPPOSE...IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN...!

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT I DO OR SOMETHING...?

- Oh, sorry, just thought you might know a little more about the beginning of Time and all that...!

- I DO, YOUR BOOK MISSED OUT ON JUST A FEW OF THE MANY RELEVANT THINGS THAT WENT ON DURING THE CREATION OF TIME THOUGH.

YOU KNOW... DINOSAURS ETC... I KIND OF SKIPPED THOUGH THE WHOLE BIBLE CRAZE THING SADLY, I DID ENJOY THE SIXTIES THOUGH...!

- Yes, well, they were put there...

- TO TEST US... I KNOW...

- That's the spirit, so you are familiar then...?

- ERM... NO! ARE YOU ON ABOUT THE SIXTIES NOW OR DINOSAURS...? I GAVE UP ON THE WHOLE BOOK THING AFTER FLICKING THROUGH IT AND REALISING THERE WOULDN'T BE A SEQUEL.

THERE COULD HAVE BEEN! BUT NO. YOU MADE DAMN SURE OF THAT...

HE NOT ONLY GETS NAILED TO A CROSS BUT THE BODY GOES MISSING TOO! TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK...!

SOMEONE HAD IT IN FOR HIM IF YOU ASK ME!

- So... Do you still use that Scythe to kill people or is it just for show these days?

- I STILL USE IT... HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU STILL TELLING THEM NOT TO USE CONDOMS...?