E's a Nutter...
His usual habitat is on the mainland in numerous urban areas however more recently 'E's a Nutter' is regularly spotted abroad thanks to 'E'asy Chav Airlines.
For less than the price of Ten pints a Curry and a Taxi home, 'E's a Nutter' likes to travel abroad to educate foreigners everywhere about the dangers of being anywhere near 'E's a Nutter...
'E's a Nutter is usually socially unaware of his surroundings, blind drunk and usually looking for a fight well before Breakfast. 'E's ready to begin the days main brutalities on an empty stomach if necessary, however sometimes can be found in ditches, doorways or streets depending upon the location and weather.
'E' prides himself on speaking several abusive languages. but mainly uses a loud argumentative voice wherever possible as to not discriminate against those who may not quite be able to hear him across the room.
'E' likes to thinks 'E's smart and is the life and soul of the party, however this is due to everyone's fear of him turning on them for not laughing at one of his unfunny or stupid remarks.
'E' comes with a multitude of catchphrases that discern him from the average gentleman, such as the classics :
"What you f*ckin looking at? or, "You f*ckin want some?", and is regularly heard complaining about everything because 'E' can.
'E' comes with a selection of Hooligan shirts which forewarn the average person to his demeanour and is usually disappointed without at least one good fight at the weekend, even if it includes beating the Girlfriend or when desperate, the dog.
Unfortunately for us all, 'E's in a bar near you....
'E's a Dude...