- Haaa, what happened to you.
- Its not funny. You know what its like. Pretty hairdresser starts chatting you up while she's doing your hair. Before you know it you've agreed to having a Perm...
- Your not supposed to go to the hairdressers.
- No sh*t Sherlock. I know now!
- No, not because of that. Although it now makes a very compelling reason. What if you get caught?
- Look, I know its bad, I don't think I'll get arrested for having a Perm! Its not Illegal yet.
- No, I mean, what if they caught you being a Yet-'E'...? Then what would happen.
- Well, to be honest, if they caught me looking like this I would hope they would at least sort out the Perm!